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1. (Jack Off) (2593↑, 406↓)
stimulating your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

Brian had the blue balls so bad he had to jack off as soon as he got home.

2. (Jack Off) (1498↑, 553↓)
To masturbate. Can also be used to unexpectedly shock people.

Grandma caught her 15 year-old grandson jacking off (masturbating) and she passed out, had a massive heart attack and died.

3. (jack off) (1215↑, 388↓)
To play with your dick until you cum.

I had to jack off, because I had the massive blue balls.

4. (jack off) (869↑, 413↓)
to look and porn and pop a woody, get some lotion, put a generous amount on your main hand (sometimes other hand if youre looking at porn on internet or computer), grip your penis, then move your hand rapidly up and down the shaft of your penis.

spank the monkey, choke the chicken, beat the meat, yank the yak, masturbate, wank off, whack off, etc.

5. (jack off) (581↑, 281↓)
too masturbate, to stroke your penis until it ejaculates

dude, im so horny, im gonna go home and jack off to some porn

6. (jack off) (393↑, 176↓)
1. To [Masturbate], as in a male. 2. A stupid male (usually "jack-off").

1. I'm horny. I'm going to go jack off. 2. You retard, don't be such a jack-off

7. (Jack Off) (293↑, 106↓)
Jack Off: When a male masturbates.

Fank is going to jack off in his room.

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8. (jack off) (231↑, 48↓)
Male masturbation; a man rapidly and repeatedly rubs his hand up and down his dick until he hits orgasm. Done when horny, when porn is plentiful, or to get rid of a boner in class.

Jason had a huge boner in science class, so he ran to the bathroom. But there were a whole bunch of other kids with their pants and boxers around their ankles and their dicks in their hands, masturbating furiously. There were three guys at each of the urinals, one on each toilet and two more standing in front of each. There was another pair at each of the two sinks, and at least fifteen spread out across the floor. They all groaned as they shot their loads across the room. "It's a jack off epidemic\!" Jason stood wide-eyed as his dick stretched hard against the fabric. He quickly dropped his jeans and plaid boxers and began to jack himself off in the doorway. More guys pushed against him, trying to get some privacy to jack off in. He felt three dicks strain against his back. He felt his dick grow larger and larger as more guys pressed against his ass. Then he woke up. He looked down at the puddle of sperm in his hand, then quickly pulled his boxers back up and laid down to sleep.

9. (jack off) (207↑, 60↓)
if you're under 13: you're not cool enough to know what it means. come back when you wake up and its sticky in your danger zone. if you're over 13: why the FUCK would you need to look up the definition of "jack off?" did your balls not drop yet?

why the hell would any guy who's hit puberty need to look up what "jack off" means?

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10. (Jack Off) (153↑, 33↓)
To masturbate; the stimulation of a male's penis until orgasm is achieved and ejaculation occurs.

Jill didn't want to have sex right now, so Jack decided to jack off.

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11. (jack off) (143↑, 68↓)
To stoke the penis up and down in a motion like if you were to shake milk.

Today when I shook my chocolate milk, after 20 minutes it turned white thanks to the jack off motion.

12. (Jack Off) (100↑, 34↓)
to get off by rubbing your dick

I love to jack off to porn\!

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13. (jack off) (121↑, 73↓)
5 knuckle shuffle

when I was 12 I would do it 3-4x a day.

14. (Jack off) (116↑, 71↓)
Composed of two words, [jack] and [off]. See those for the individual meanings.

I helped my uncle Jack off his horse.

15. (Jack Off) (32↑, 14↓)
1. What a man does when his [penis] erects into a throbbing, veiny, pulsating, kinetic [hard-on], stroking the shaft repeatedly up and down with his hand until the [penis] barfs up massive amounts of white-nut [vomit] in either a clean, streaming squirt or in a gelatonous, oozing mass. 2. To make one's [dick] sneeze, throw up, explode, [ejaculate], cough up white blood, [splooge], climax, [orgasm], erupt, belch, detonate, spew, or spit, possibly on another person's face. 3. A person who amounts to nothing, or should not be taken seriously.

1. "Boy, I just watched too much Full House, I need to go jack off". 2. ".. and then she got down on her knees and I jacked off all over her face". 3. "Dude, you need to get up off of your ass and quit watching gay porn, you good for nothing jack off".

16. (jack off) (6↑, 1↓)
reason my right arm is much bigger than my left

Kid to anothr kid: holy shit\! look at his arm another kid: omfg (they sees his left arm) kid: ohhhh.....he probbly jack off anothr kid: lets add that to our arm workout bro

17. (jack off) (84↑, 82↓)
Can be used as a noun to refer to a guy who wastes time, is a complete loser, and cannot get anything done. This guy may well be popular with friends, the ladies, and whomever he meets, but has never accomplished anything and never will. Anything he has tried to achieve has ended up in disaster.

That Kramer on Seinfeld sure is funny even if he is a complete jack off. Steve, did you complete the final report so you can graduate from high school next week? No. I'm such a complete jack off that I never get anything done. Smoking pot will really just turn you into a lazy jack off.

18. (Jack Off) (1↑, 0↓)
1. Adjective: When a person or a group of people mess around and get absolutely nothing accomplished and just have fun. No sexual conduct of any kind is made. 2. Verb: When one decides to rub their genitals; See Masturbate, Masturbation. Sexual conduct can be made.

Example 1: Guy 1: Hey man, you should join our Rugby Team, all we do is jack off during practice. It'll be fun Guy 2: What kind of jacking off? Throw balls at each other? or just mess around and have fun? Guy 1: Yeah, mess around man, not masturbate Example 2: Guy 1 sticks hand in pants and grabs genitals *fapfapfapfapfap* Guy 2: EW MAN THATS GRODDY\!

19. (jack off) (3↑, 2↓)
Same as "jerk off" (masturbate); also used as a noun to reference a feckless, no-account person, usu. male. Up until the 1980s, "jack off" was considered more a Southern (USA) locution than "jerk off," which was considered more urban and Northeastern/Midwestern states. Considerable swapping around has taken place in the meantime, probably because of increased social mobility and relaxed codes of censorship.

. 1)...All little Timmy can talk about is sex. If I weren't so polite, I'd have told him to go get laid, or to jack off in a corner... 2)...'If y'all boys didn't jack off so much, you might amount to something.'... (closet-case coach to members of the high-school basketball team in 1971 movie THE LAST PICTURE SHOW).

20. (Jack off) (26↑, 35↓)
Look at porn and rub your dick because you cant actually get any real pussy.

Zach cant get sex so he went to "jack off"

21. (Jack Off) (51↑, 87↓)
What a guy does when he can't get a gf to pleasure him.

- -I jack off looking at porn to make me cum..

22. (Jack off) (11↑, 54↓)
A fan of "Jack Johnson" Often seen wearing birks or sandals while chillin' in the quad with his backward-baseball-cap-wearing "BROS"

that jack off sure is chill

23. (jack off) (30↑, 81↓)
to do nothing productive -- to waste time -- [shoot the shit] [poop around] [dick around]

I didn't complete the assignment. I was just jacking off the whole time he gave us to complete it

24. (jack off) (52↑, 128↓)
when a male cannot find a girl to have sex with so he is forced to pleasure himself.

noah is to ugly so he jacks off a WHOLE lot

25. (jack off) (31↑, 111↓)
A spin off of the Jackass Mtv show. (aka a jackass spinoff is a jack off)

The Bam show is a Jack off.

26. (jack off) (47↑, 148↓)
to use your hand or an instrument to stimulate the male genitalia, ultimately resulting in an orgasm.

It helps to think about kinky sex trysts with five-year-old boys when jacking off. You will cum quicker.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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